This is a post.
This is a excuse.
This is the result of not having things
This is me complaining about something I shouldn't
This is me saying I haven't forgotten about this place where I can post things I find brilliant, banal and just generally interesting. I will post soon and make up for all the lost time. I will see you again and shout like the barbaric yawp of Whitman and reference Dead Poets' Society to make me seem cultured. But this is me saying I'll be here soon enough in all my self obsessed self promoting indulgent ways so see you then.